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Cow Abducted by Aliens
AIKENSVILLE, ONTARIO--Bessie, a prise winning five year old Gurnsey cow from the herd of Simon MacFadden of Lidden Rd. went missing for one day. Simon looked all over his farm and called his neighbours to see if they had found his cow.
Bessie had been Simon's daughter, Camila's 'Four H' Project calf and was much loved by the family. As well she was a very good milker. Her disappearance was very troubling for the family, and a potential financial loss in terms of milk production. Simon had plans to bred her in the fall with the Ontario champion bull 'Milkman' and had hoped to produce superlative producing offspring.
The night after her disappearance the MacFadden family observed a bright light hovering over the cow pasture. And the next day Bessie was back. However, the markings on her left side had changed.
Bessie, returned safely, but different.
Simon MacFadden believes Bessie was abducted by aliens. "Just look at her, her marking's on the left side are all different. It's like them aliens were making a map of the world, while some other of them aliens were studying cows. Someting went wrong, but I'm just glad she's back. Her milk production is up 30%. Let's get them alien buggers back for some more of my herd."
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