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Puslinchers Surveyed about SARS
MORRISTON, ONTARIO--Pollsters Sittle & Dexter Inc. of Morriston recently asked Puslinchers what they are doing to avoid SARS.
- 33% Staying the hell away from Toronto
- 22% Staying the hell away from Chinese Restaraunts
- 15% Not going to a hospital
- 13% Always using a condom
- 11% Using the "squat, but don't touch" method on public toilets.
- 5% Killing the damn mosquitoes
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Pollsters asked Puslinchers what they are doing to avoid SARS.
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