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Hitler's To Do List Discovered
ABERFOYLE, ONTARIO--Workers on the site of the recent restoration of the Puslinch Cenotaph discovered a time capsule filled with WWII memorabelia. One item was a hand written document in German.It was translated and authenticated by Professor Erwin Sittle of the History Department at the University of Guelph.
Here is the text:
From the desk of Adolph Hitler
June 16, 1941
To-Do
1) Re-think the whole mustache thing (Eva says it tickles)
2) Tell Heinrich to lighten up
3) Exterminate all the mimes--start in France
4) Ask Benito what wine goes with a good conquest
5) Tell Rudy to make the next edition of "Mein Kamph" spicier
6) Send Marty out to get a gift for Eva's birthday
7) Invade Russia next week
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Hitler's To Do List Discovered
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